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As soon as you realize everything's a joke, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
- quote by Alan Moore
- quote by Socrates
Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.
- quote by Laurell K. Hamilton
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
- quote by Peter Ustinov
- quote by H. L. Mencken
Don't you know Sunday? Don't you know that his jokes are always so big and simple that one has never thought of them?
- quote by G. K. Chesterton
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
- quote by Dave Barry
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
- quote by Robert Bloch
- quote by Billy Sunday
Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.
- quote by Christopher Morley