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I think you are absolutely right about everything, except I think humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell.
- quote by Will Cuppy
I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes. Though I'm gonna be on for an hour.
- quote by Richard Pryor
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
- quote by Jerry Seinfeld
If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And, if I can persuade you to laugh at a particular point that I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge it as true.
- quote by John Cleese
- quote by Flip Wilson
If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.
- quote by Cassandra Clare
If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.
- quote by Lawrence Ferlinghetti
- quote by Jim Carrey
It is not funny that anything else should fall down, only that a man should fall down ... Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.
- quote by G. K. Chesterton
It is the duty of the humor of any given nation in time of high crisis to attack the catastrophe that faces it in such a manner as to cause the people to laugh at it in such a way that they cannot die before they are killed.
- quote by Lord Buckley