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A joke's a very serious thing.
- quote by Charles Churchill
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- quote by Winston S. Churchill
A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
- quote by George Bernard Shaw
A real girl isn't perfect and a perfect girl isn't real.
- quote by Harry Styles
A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
- quote by Ludwig Wittgenstein
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
- quote by Lana Turner
Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.
- quote by Ellen DeGeneres
- quote by Oscar Wilde
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
- quote by Margaret Mead
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
- quote by Hedy Lamarr
