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What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes.
- quote by Gena Showalter
What we eventually run up against are the forces of humourlessness, and let me assure you that the humourless as a bunch don't just not know what's funny, they don't know what's serious. They have no common sense, either, and shouldn't be trusted with anything.
- quote by Martin Amis
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
- quote by Cathy Guisewite
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
- quote by Milton Berle