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Humor is properly the exponent of low things; that which first renders them poetical to the mind. The man of Humor sees common life, even mean life, under the new light of sportfulness and love; whatever has existence has a charm for him. Humor has justly been regarded as the finest perfection of poetic genius. He who wants it, be his other gifts what they may, has only half a mind; an eye for what is above him, not for what is about him or below him.
- quote by Thomas Carlyle
Humor is the contemplation of the finite from the point of view of the infinite.
- quote by Christian Morgenstern
- quote by Emo Philips
I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
- quote by Warren Buffett
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.
- quote by Rodney Dangerfield
I can't even really tell a joke. I find being funny very hard work. I am always asked about it and I feel guilty saying that, but it's the truth. I love my work but it ain't easy.
- quote by Madeline Kahn
I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- quote by Mark Twain
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
- quote by Rodney Dangerfield
I never dare to write As funny as I can
- quote by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
- quote by Woody Allen