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Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God.
- quote by Karl Barth
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humour?
- quote by Frank Moore Colby
Never have more children than you have car.
- quote by Erma Bombeck
- quote by Stephen Colbert
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that Humour excites in those who lack it.
- quote by George Saintsbury
Now everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody Else, but when it happens to you, why it seems to lose some of its Humor, and if it keeps on happening, why the entire laughter kinder Fades out of it.
- quote by Will Rogers
Now I perceive the devil understands Welsh; And 'tis no marvel he is so humorous.
- quote by William Shakespeare
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
- quote by Robert Benchley
Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely to be honest than a clever man, and our politicians take advantage of this prejudice by pretending to be even more stupid than nature made them.
- quote by Bertrand Russell
Puns are the highest form of literature.
- quote by Alfred Hitchcock