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That's part of our policy, is not to be taken seriously, because I think our opposition, whoever they may be, in all their manifest forms, don't know how to handle humor. You know, and we are humorous, we are, what are they, Laurel and Hardy. That's John and Yoko, and we stand a better chance under that guise, because all the serious people, likeMartin Luther King, and Kennedy, and Gandhi, got shot.
- quote by John Lennon
The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortunes. That is what I am called upon to do every day.
- quote by Bert Williams
The more one suffers, the more, I believe, has one a sense for the comic. It is only by the deepest suffering that one acquires true authority in the use of the comic, an authority which by one word transforms as by magic the reasonable creature one calls man into a caricature.
- quote by Søren Kierkegaard
The most difficult character in comedy is that of the fool, and he must be no simpleton that plays the part.
- quote by Miguel de Cervantes
The truth is like a nipple: the more you twist it, the more somebody is going to get hurt.
- quote by Jarod Kintz
There are no exact guidelines. There are probably no guidelines at all. The only thing I can recommend at this stage is a sense of humor, an ability to see things in their ridiculous and absurd dimensions, to laugh at others and at ourselves, a sense of irony regarding everything that calls out for parody in this world.
- quote by Václav Havel
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
- quote by Chris Rock
There are two thoughts that will ensure success in all you do; Don't tell everything you know, and until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.
- quote by Jim Carrey
Thou canst not joke an Enemy into a Friend; but thou may'st a Friend into an Enemy.
- quote by Benjamin Franklin
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
- quote by Mel Brooks